Only in a small town...
Only in a small town... will their be bus cancelations that pretty much shut down the school for the day. it rained pretty hard core last night and so now that is frozen and the roads and highways are apparently super slippery. not like i'm complaining... cuz we get a day off school which is so nice to have today, since it means i have some more time to finish my documentary and do other things that i've been procrastinating on for lack of time.
Only in a small town....will people call the cops because they think someone stole their laundry only to find that it was still in the washing/drying machine! i'm not even lying. someone actually did call the cops in the summer i believe saying that someone had stolen their laundry. only to find that it hadn't even left the drier! haha.
Only in a small town....will gossip spread faster than wildfire. not even kidding. you say/do something crazy/stupid/gossip worthy on the weekend and before the end of first period pretty much the whole school is gonna know about it in 30 seconds flat. it's pathetic and ridiculous.
Only in a small town....will people shut down main street for a day/afternoon for a street dance or a boat parade or whatever other fancy the town council decides. yup we really do shut down main street for town sponsored functions from street dances to the annual boat parade to town wide bbqs. yup that's russell for ya...
Only in a small town....will people stop in the middle of main street to have a chat through their car windows. yup we do that too. it's sometimes annoying if you're stuck behind such people but hey you can turn off pretty much any street and get back on main street simply by going around the block...
Only in a small town...will the whole town show up for grad and pack out the community center so that there's pretty much standing room only. happens every year...
Only in small town...will the local newspaper be able to tell you who went to visit whom and how they're all related and exactly what they did when they visited...
yup that's town life for you. most of the time i really love it. just because it's so predictable and there's so much to it. you know you're from a small town when....statements come up pretty regularly whenever some ridiculous notion comes up that shuts down main street for a day or%
